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Soul Parenting
Joaquin must have been at least three days old before I’d recovered enough from his arrival to give him a thorough once-over. As I scanned his wrinkled body, I was astounded by his completeness. “All I want is a healthy baby” is a common response to questions about whether your child is going to be a boy or a girl, but when I thought about the criteria for a healthy baby, I didn’t envision little…
Childhood Magic
Thanks to the success of Harry Potter, the world has been inundated with children flying around on brooms, black capes fluttering in the wind. Maybe it’s just my imagination, but the number of seven-year-olds waving wands around and proclaiming some unintelligible command seems to grow each Halloween. Witches, wizards, and sorcerers/sorceresses are not, of course, recent inventions. The concept that humans have the ability to transform experience beyond the norms of everyday perception is likely…
The Only Piece Of Parenting Advice You’ll Ever Need
If you’ve paid a visit to the parenting section of your local bookstore recently or perused any of the multitude of parenting blogs, forums, or websites in the virtual world, you know that there is no lack of expert opinion on every imaginable child-rearing topic. There are big bucks to be made targeting parents, and that may not be such a bad thing. Personally, I can’t think of a better place to circulate my money than…
Who’s Raising Whom?
Before actually becoming a father, I knew exactly what kind of dad I was going to be: fearless, loving, appropriately stern, but most of all, wise. I would impart the knowledge of the ages, pointing up to the stars as my children gazed in wonder at the fountain of information that poured forth from my lips. It took less than a week of being a dad for me to realize that it was going to…
Embracing Mediocrity
Four years ago, the cheerios and raisins pooled in the crevice between Joaquin’s car seat and the edge of the door would have been vacuumed up. The six-month old credit card bills would have been filed alphabetically before they even hit the office desk. That crusty streak of who-knows-what obscuring the window overlooking the front yard would be history, wiped up with a swift flick of a Windex-soaked rag. Not nowadays. I’m happy to be…
Fatherhood As Hero’s Journey, Act II: Initiation
Having undergone departure from the know world, the hero undergoes Initiation in the unknown. According to the monomyth model, Initiation contains of six stages: The Road of Trials, The Meeting with the Goddess, Woman as Temptress, Atonement with the Father, Apotheosis, and The Ultimate Boon. Please note that, just as in my previous post in this series, I won’t examine every stage in detail, but will instead focus on those that resonate with my experience…
Parental Heartbreak: How A Sock Can Bring You To Tears
It’s only a sock, and a tiny one at that. From toe to orange-and-blue striped top, it barely stretches from the heel of my palm to the second knuckle of my middle finger. Yet my eyes start to tear at the sight of it. There’s the green streak where Joaquin, newly walking, stumbled while running down a grassy hill. A brown, kidney-shaped spot reminds me of a bloody torn toenail. Formerly white, afternoons of experimenting…
Fatherhood Is For (Inner And Outer) Kids
When we become a dad, we’re thrust into a position of parenting a child who is physically separate from us. We hold their tiny bodies when they cry inexplicably, help them contend with the challenges of learning to relate to others, and wax philosophical when they’re in the throes of confusion over why something just didn’t go the way they wanted it to. With all due respect to the importance of those tasks, after a…
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